In a world of large sweeping generalizations about nothing in particular and ignorable trivial details of excruciatingly detailed minutia, Krzysiu explains things that do not make sense accordingly.
After free/cheap WiFi became readily available throughout the animal kingdom, seals embraced the technology with a fervor, abandoning their ocean-dwelling heritage for internet infamy.
"The reign of kings is from Me, says Eternal Wisdom; and from this we may conclude that not only the rights of royalty are established by His laws, but also the choice of individual to occupy the throne is a result of His providence.
And He chose Mr. Swiggles."
- Jacques-Bénigne Bossuet (September 27, 1627 – April 12, 1704), Theologian, Bishop, and Cat Enthusiast.