"n00b, I'm a unicorn!"

After free/cheap WiFi became readily available throughout the animal kingdom, seals embraced the technology with a fervor, abandoning their ocean-dwelling heritage for internet infamy.


River Horsies

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia is not the fear of monster hippos but rather the fear of long words.

Do not misunderstand: Hippos are still monsters and should be feared.


You're the cat's meow!

Pasta for dinner,
some wine and some mood lighting,
romance is not dead.

Invaders from Mars

"Who's the cute spaceman?"
they smirked as he aimed his gun.
"I don't come in peace!"


Smile vs. Frown

There are forty three muscles in the human face.
There is no definitive number of muscles used to smile or frown because
each smile and frown is different and unique the occasion.

I tend to frown more as I'm a very grumpy person.

No Nom-Nom! No!

Sometimes I go to places to eat and think...



L'amour de canard

Our love with echo through the ages even if our quacks do not.

*the myth about duck quacks not echoing has been disproved by science. Google it.

** endless duck love has never been quantified or qualified - just accept it.


skillet skills

Sue heated the pan,
it was about to get real,
we're talking breakfast.